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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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