It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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