Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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