Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Umm I'm too high to move.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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