just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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