Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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