I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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