I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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