i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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