For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
FUCK WHALES
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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