i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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