I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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