I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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