I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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