I just pynch a tree in the face
Apparently you make a good broom.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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