Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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