is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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