I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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