How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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