I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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