ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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