you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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