Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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