She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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