Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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