I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My first STD was from a foam party
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Bang-toberfest begins!!
NoShamevember. You game?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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