the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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