This gyro tastes like lonliness
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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