Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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