Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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