Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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