dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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