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  • 115 42
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 30, 11 at 9:38am
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    This is what happens when you butt fuck Pinocchio. Dipshit.

  • 105 25
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 30, 11 at 10:59am
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    Sounds like you had some really painful wood

  • 63 29
    Submitted by e3super on Jul 30, 11 at 1:29pm
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    Glory hole?

  • 43 26
    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jul 30, 11 at 8:09pm
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    Hey you didn't happen to get that from a chick on crutches grinding on you didja? Lol

  • 43 35
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 30, 11 at 3:33pm
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    Let me know if you get board.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by longjohndickson on Jul 30, 11 at 10:02am
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    You know your desperate when you try to fuck a nail hole in a 2x4

  • 33 28
    Submitted by ohgoodnessme on Jul 30, 11 at 1:39pm
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    This text is right out of this comic! http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2316#comic

  • 30 31
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 30, 11 at 10:08pm
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    Dendrophiliac much?

  • 30 36
    Submitted by emilem on Jul 30, 11 at 9:34am
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    Ouch

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 30, 11 at 9:49am
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    Good one W_T _F!

  • 33 46
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 30, 11 at 9:47am
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    It was a fake night.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by porksword on Jul 30, 11 at 8:21pm
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    Pencil dick?

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Gifabelo on Jul 31, 11 at 1:57am
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    Did you have wood?

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Graciee on Jul 31, 11 at 12:57am
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    He got wood.\nDo you?

  • 24 33
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Jul 30, 11 at 10:54am
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    Sounds more like a splintery one lol

  • 29 45
    Submitted by rawdfarva on Jul 30, 11 at 3:00pm
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    Don't get wood on your wood!

  • 22 39
    Submitted by MalaMala on Jul 30, 11 at 11:47pm
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    I think I know who that is! I think that may be my brother's friend! Spooky.