I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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