Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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