i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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