Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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