That's when you crack a 10am beer
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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