Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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