wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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