Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's official drugs can't kill me
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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