That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dick very happy bro
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
There's even glitter on my cock...
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