I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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