Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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