just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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