Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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