like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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