Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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