Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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