Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The air was thick with penises
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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