HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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